Later than hoped! but July update

Since that marvellous send off party for C+J when the only downer to report was that Julie had always thought it was “bad moon on the right ”! Despite the title of the classic song!.
There have been a few things to report:

(1) Waynee had the shits for 2 weeks since the BBQ and lost 2stone – medicine sans frontier are now using him in their ad campaign.

(2) Lisa has notched 3 of her 40 events to mark her becoming 40. She got bladdered with work mates , we all went for a Mexican meal (except waynee-ill) then a night out in Chesterfield- supposed to be organising Go-karting, Bingo and colonic irrigation for August (now her birthday year not month) she is also 15hours up for the month at work.

(3) Claire has purchased a whole new summer wardrobe, placing all her winter attire into her parents loft space, subsequently it has not stopped raining yet.

(4) Ben got thrashed at squash but he seems to be moving into the beta-male role vacated by Chris. He appears less suppressed and more vocal with his opinions –watch this space!

(5) Lisa + Ben and Damion are now playing Backgammon the Oak. For Fucks Sake!

(6) Gaz has been trying to sell large quantities of access equipment on his new website – “oldladdersforsale.com” in a vain attempt to break even.

(7) The Louise Smalley Challenge trustees have had to lodge their first ever bad debtors on their balance sheet to a tune of least £40.

(8) Del has lost some weight the specific amount is not currently known.

(9) Ade and Cath are still ill and have had to endure the added trauma of and excessively filled kitchen cabinet unexplainably falling off the kitchen wall, with the only possibility of blame (in ades opinion) lying squarely at La Farges feet for the cumulative blasting effect.

(10) A new Jukebox has been installed in the Oak with Various Classic Pro Rock themes on it including Uriah Heap.

Take care – August update coming early September!