Whitwell, Derbyshire

A Blog for Julie & Chris.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Chris informs the Nation of his intent.

Chris entertains the locals?

Got to love Bill

Ben in Music video shock

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Ade & Cath New Years Eve 2007 -



Ade and Cath - apparently Ade's cock is <---> this big.
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Amsterdam Christmas 2007

 
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Texel Christmas 2007 - still windy and cold!

 
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Texel 2007 Christmas - Fing Cold!

 
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f-ing windy texel 2007

 
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Texel Christmas 2007

 
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Whitwell Christmas eve 2007 from 25000 feet

 

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Sunday, December 16, 2007

More Music from the Royal!










Sunday, December 09, 2007

some...Royal Oak jukebox picks......?!












Saturday, August 11, 2007

In Germany

Hello chaps!
Weather here all week dull and rainy, went to a technical museum near Stuttgart, went in a Concorde, see pics, saw many cars and planes+tanks, weather now very hot and sunny, and will be for next week, also pic on veranda, cheers Wayne

Hitlers Car, and outside Christinas mum + dads

     
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

FUNNY!

Monday, March 26, 2007

New updates up to March 26th 2007

Well done on the new Arrival!!! and a belated Happy Birthday to Chris on his 40th!! (We had a big suprise party for Del's 40th at the Community Cntre, Where were you?)(even Granville and Helen came!)

Ben: Seems to be allowed out more latlely, Some Thursdays and some Sundays - He was even allowed out both Christmas eve and New years Eve!
Cath has been to see Dolly Parton!!
ben particularly enjoyed the bingo evening (See Pollard later)

Wayne & Christina: Wayne has read his second book (Peter kays Auto biog) No news regarding any follow up to his disapline... Lucy Lockwood has moved next door.. His New Computer arrives 27/3/07 with MASSIVE 22" Monitor 2GB RAM ETC ETC, Wayne now no longer works in Rotherham, Swinton/Mexboro as he has been moved onto Barnsley..

Christina is now well into her teacher training year, Has applied for clowne and failed "thank god", Went to Germany for xmas (no crashing this time), went to newcastle with Wayne for a weekend break (what a romantic waynee is) Wayne has never travelled this far north before and thought the air was quite thin. Christina continues to teach at Julies old School, Swinton Comp.!!!! (can you believe it! and Wayne & C watched a musical there last week.. "We will rock you" V.V.V.V Good!")

Ade & Cath: Still ill - organised the suprise party for dels birthday, it was the first time we had seen cath out for a long while and seemed to enjoy herself. Since then she has been out to oak a few times. Unfortunatly we still see Adrian as often as we used to.. although he has a new project (nearly complete) his battington website, watch this space!!!!

Claire keeps going out for meals..generally at her friends Thai resteraount in worksop....We think she gets commission as we always seem to be going there for one reason or another...For instance the battington christmas meal was held there amongst various birthday bashes.
She is currently engaged in a year long contest with Adele to see who can go out the most times on a Saturday night, and they are both doing unexpectedly well, with adele 9-8 ahead at present!!!
Breaking News.... Claire has finally got a new boyfriend .....Mr Richard Hurrell(not sure of spelling), but he of LSW fainting fame!!!!! Apparantly on the first date Richard fainted and Claire shouted "Bollox" well it had been a while!

Mason: mason was hugely and dramatically upset by not obtaining the lead roll in the panto..He was disgusted with the reasoning behind the decision...ie he got the roll as no one else had the booming voice and angry disposition required for the nasty pirate....We say "type casting".
He subsequently stole the show with his prolonged dying scene.
He has got his feet under the table at work, bollocking both those below and above him in the organisation!!! He sometimes forgets to remove himself from this mode when he is at the pub!!!
We all(Mason, Waynee, Gaz, Lisa &Pollard) caught the train at 1600 to Worksop for a pub crawl and curry for Mason's birthday bash..We were playing table football in the newcastle arms, watching the rugby at the little pub at the station,and generally drinking heavily in various other pubs, then went back to the oak after a curry at the Jhinook...A very enjoyable afternoon and night!!!
mason is getting slightly better at darts, but he still manages to score -273 Celcius occasionally.

Pollard: Still having fits..infact she had one on the bus on the way to work...The bus driver stopped on mansfield road and called an ambulance..she was inundated with flowers from the other regular passengers, a week later on her return.
a customer swung for her with a chair at work..because she stopped their money...fair enough.
We all(Pollard, Lisa, Claire,Adele,Mason, Waynee,Gaz& Ben) went to the bingo at creswell to celebrate Pollards birthday...We caught the bus from Whitwelll and all became members of "Regors Bing Club" and subsequently played none stop bingo from 7-9..Luckily there was time for 4 pints each before commencement as it was extremely stressfull...On a par with giving birth and moving house to put it in perspective...Any way surprisingly it was GREAT!!! This was followed by an Italian meal at the creswell italian!!(Mamas Bistro) another great night!!

lisa: she has had a bollocking at work for "losing" £250,000
she has visited and partook in a nudist beach experience
she has been glass blowing with pollard (Its about time that pair took a leaf out of claire's book and started blowing something else!!!)
she has been to hospital for a camera up her arse to take photos of her bowel...a month on and she has not phoned for the results...yet the consensus of opinion is that all must be well or she would have been contacted...she said it didn't hurt having the camera up the bum, but it was a queer sensation !!!(wayne can confirm this)
Lisa is very very upset and hurt that her familly are all going on a lovely expensive cruise without her...It turns out that she was invited but would have to pay half for herself (The absolute cheek of it!!!)

Gaz & Sarah

Gaz is slowly building his extension, and went fishing for the first time in 20 years...he got up at 5am and drove all the way to Daventry resevoir, as this is the best location anywhere for catching....He caught..........nothing!!!!!!! (tosser)
Sarah is still cleaning, and has gone back to work now!!!
Gaz built the viking longship(as seen on previously posted photo's) for 7 people to get in at new year!!!
This was done due to everyone ganging up on him and serapticiously deciding amongst themselves before telling gaz that no-one was wearing fancy dress this year. Lisa was the ring leader as she said gaz always made something he could take off at the pub!!
Anyway we all took turns carrying and rowing it arround the village, except for lisa as she feined illness and drove!
Christmas eve was quite good Gaz got absolutely bladdered, with Mason, 4 puffs and ade the landlord(Who drank half a bottle of JD with gaz)
Gaz arrived home at 4am Xmas morning having earlier promised to be up with children and then cook xmas dinner for both sets of parents!!!!!!(Fuck)
At 4.05am gaz was puking all over the bedroom floor.
At 11.30 am gaz got up, just in time for the arrival of both sets of parents but not sufficient time to get that 10lb turkey cooked for 1pm!!!!!!
gaz could not eat all his meal that luckily sarah had ignored his offer...........It's all mason's fault ...again!
sarah was absolutely brilliant and only had the slight ump for a week...not bad considering!



That's all folks unless waynee has any more to add..


Err Sorry again for the delay....my fault!